Cats and Crafts

Cats are the most dangerous natural predator to the unsuspecting craft. Many an innocent crochet project has been turned to nothing better than a tangled mess of string and broken dreams in the vicious paws of these ferocious beasts. However, every once in a great while, the crafts manage to outsmart their nemesis, besting it while it lays bloated on expected victory.

Observe the cat and its prey in their natural habitat: my kitchen table.

The cat lays atop its latest conquest: fabric laid out to be cut.

Sated and filled with the glorious fruits of victory, the cat dozes...

This was a mistake! The crafts choose this time to strike, when the cat is vulnerable and unsuspecting.

Pinned down by pattern pieces and his own treacherous pride, the cat cannot put up a defense. Soon, he is rendered blind.

Helpless and trapped, the crafts proceed to consume the cat, turning nature on its head in an epic and mysterious circle of life.

***No animals or crafts were hurt in the making of this documentary.***